Just Wonderin'

So... we just got back from the mail kiosk a few minutes ago... and here's what we found in today's mail:

We've been absolutely inundated with this crap for at least three weeks now, or ever since about a week before our birthday.  Which makes us wonder why everyone is SO upset about filling out the census form.  Hell, everybody and their Mom already knows most everything there is to know about us anyway, as you can plainly see.  Privacy?  There ain't none such.

But what irritates me is that none of these asshats even had the common courtesy to wish me a Happy Birthday before trying to get to my wallet.  Needless to say:  this stuff goes into the trash unopened.