From the In-Box

An Occasional Correspondent sent this along, with the following addendum: "Buck, I HAD to send you this one!"

Man said to wife "All right, you sexy thing, upstairs NOW!"

She looked at him and purred "Ooh, you kinky dog, you."

He said "No, seriously, hockey is starting, now get lost!"

Heh.  She knows me all TOO well.