Heh

Yet more thievery from The Awl:

Listicle Without Commentary: 38 Delightful Names Gathered While Perusing College Football Rosters

38. Gee Gee Greene

37. Roddy Maginot

36. Jacquizz Rodgers

35. Justin Cabbagestalk

34. Rantavious Wooten

33. Bacarri Rambo

32. Ferbia Allen READ MORE

OK, I gotta say it:  What WERE they (the parents) thinking?  In related news... it's almost September!