Today's Happy Hour Soundtrack

You're the priestess I must confess
Those little red panties they pass the test
Slide up around the belly face down on the mattress

Well, they were black, but let's not quibble over details.  I love the lyrics to this tune... they bring back memories of Former Happy Days... but not each and every lyric, yanno?  There wasn't any meth involved.  The rest is pretty accurate, though.